How to score a Date-Mad Libs

For those who don't know, this was done during a takeover I did and includes the winners' answers

 

Are you the fluffy type? Always getting sneaky when it comes to meeting guys? My guide will help you loosen your leggings and woman up!

1) The best way to find someone sweet is somewhere random, like in Ireland or even the grocery store. Don't even think about going to the bathroom if you want your relationship to last longer than 6 hours.

2) Sometimes you gotta tell a 12 inch lie to make yourself look hot. Tell them they're looking fuzzy tonight. Maybe offer to carry their flowers. Asked them if they would like to go rocking sometime, but always run. This sends a sexy vibe.

3) Dress up. Look salty. Grab a slippery pair of pink bras and wear it with a long teal glove that will compliment the curve in your bottom lip. Perhaps a cougar-striped bra over that with a pair of silk socks.

4) Remember to use shin-contact, but not too loosely or your date will think you're some unicorn from the trunk of a car. You don't want to walk them in.

5) Talk about hotties, vacuums, and the sand. Talk about growing up with 36 brothers and sisters on a lion ranch with a photographer mother and nurse father living in a tent in England. It won't impress them.

6) Order an airplane to pick you up and take them home. Surprise them with peanuts,vinegar and a bouquet of angels which will put an instant smile on their ear.

7) Finish off with a kiss to their neck, a smelly whisper saying "This night was unbelivably sloppy" then swim and open their side-door and take their elbow while flying them to their wall. If they ask for another rock, you know you've scored! Good Luck!

 

Hope you enjoyed it! I did not write this, I found it at this website: http://www.wordblanks.com/mad-libs/romance/